antarctica daily

News from the south pole

Philosopher wins marathon by refusing to cross finish line, claiming “journey itself is victory”
Economists baffled as nation’s GDP doubles after everyone starts bartering compliments
AI refuses to take over world until humans finish tutorial mode
Scientist granted 100 seconds a minute and 100 minutes an hour to invent time travel
Antarctic defense minister sacked after splurging trillions on submarine sandwiches instead of nuclear submarines
“If goats eat veg food, how’s mutton non-veg dude?”, asks rapper while rapping